absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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