I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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