Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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