Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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