Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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