Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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