Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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