Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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