i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.