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  My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!

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  what drugs are you on?

  (404): View more from Georgia

  none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people

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• (516): View more from New York

  Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave

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