How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
be right there i have to get my cape
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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