I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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