I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
