I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
