I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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