How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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