Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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