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Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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