it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
well you can't waste a boner
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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