Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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