Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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