i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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