i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Alive.
So much puke
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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