Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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