I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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