Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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