Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I have aggressive nipples.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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