I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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