All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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