Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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