You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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