I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You are a genius and a whore.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
