I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
