i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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