I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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