i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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Terrible idea I love it
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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