we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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