walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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