At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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