he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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