This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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