i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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