dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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