I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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