talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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