Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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