Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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