Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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