Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm just crazy horny about you
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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