He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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