just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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