I feel great
I just peed on a car
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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