kristin has been a bad kristin
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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