The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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