whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
