There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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